Abstract: There have been many attempts to create
the longest webpage possible. Until now, Longcat seemed to have
produced the definitive work in this area. However, with the advent
of advanced technologies, including the so-called "Javascript", it has
been possible to create what we believe to be the final word in
elongate digital media. An interesting side-effect of our work is
that it serves as a chronometer. One possible application of this
serendipitous happenstance is in the accurate mensuration of
procrastination.